I believe in Unicorns
That’s the first thing you need to tell yourself.
I have spent decades now looking lovingly at these magnificent beasts, albeit via the forms we give them – so basically a horse with a horn yeah?
That is the thing, I’m convinced that they want us to believe this “normal” way we see them? In fact, I have some theories on Unicorns in general but first you must truly believe that Unicorns exist!
They don’t do spells
So you’d be forgiven for thinking that such a thing as magical as a unicorn should , well be magical yeah?
I think it’s closer to the truth to say that they move in the next dimention.
By this, I mean that they are able to be anywhere they like in what we call time.
Time shifting Unicorns?
No, not shifting. Think of time like a bubble. The surface is what we call time. It starts when you’re born (for your bubble) and ends, sadly, when you get round the other side of the bubble.
Unicorns can simply see our bubbles and appear whenever and wherever they choose. So they appear magical to us – do you see what I mean?
Ok, no magic for unicorn?
Yeah ok, you got me. The unicorn is a very rare thing indeed but if you imagine that you could “pop into” anyones life, at any point, then you’d think that was magic.
However, consider this: are the unicorns influencing things for the general human population?
Vegan Unicorn
I’ve mentioned this before but it’s definitely something that needs thinking about.
I think Unicorns are slowly and I mean generations slowly, making themselves more known.
Think about the past 10 years or so. Unicorns where but a picture in a book or comic or picture.
Now they make moving ones in animatronics as well as realistic ones in films that would scare the living daylights out of you should you bump into it in Tesco (other supermarkets are available :)).
So what’s this about vegans then?
That’s simple. In those last 10 years, how many vegans did you know of, meet, see?
I don’t know about the rest of the world and I’d love to, but as far as I can tell, vegans were mostly those that were around in the 60s and found that LSD worked better without heavy meats etc in? (Disclaimer, I don’t know any better and I’m just guessing)
Well, I think the Unicorn overlords are putting these things into mainstream society now.
Don’t misunderstand me – I THINK THAT’S FINE!
Buut…
There’d be no Xmas without Unicorns!
You see, the unicorns have been at this for years. They have been “helping” mankind along our happy little way in the oddest of ways.
When you think about it (and with the absence of any form of proof), Unicorns do have Unicorn dust.
This Unicorn dust is not a Unicorn spell. Think of it more like dandruff.
Over the years, they have been using this dust to develop and deliver stories and folk lore.
Ever wonder what came first? Fairies or Peter Pan? ( Fairies, I think) but on from that, what about Santa?
Santa is propelled but Unicorn dandruff dust
At some point, the unicorns dived into our timeline, dropped off instructions for Santa to sprinkle some dust on a reindeer and voila! Sub Dimentional Flying Reindeer!
I mean, it makes so much sense, doesn’t it?
If you really think about it, in the last 20 years or so, the Unicorns have gone from strength to strength.
You see them on adverts, in films, shop windows and clothing.
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